BROTHERS BRAWL OVER BROKEN BONG, COPS SAY

I have no words, really! I know - SHOCKER!

JOHNSTOWN — Two Johnstown brothers were charged this week in connection with a fight over a broken marijuana bong, police said.

In a court document, Ferndale police said they responded to a call Wednesday of brothers fighting at a Forbes Court residence. One reportedly brandished a screwdriver while the other hid in his bedroom.

It began, authorities said, when 18-year-old Tyler James Kamler questioned 23-year-old Brandon Scott Kamler about his broken bong.

Tyler Kamler said his brother became upset and entered his bedroom, grabbed him around the neck and put him in a headlock.

Tyler Kamler, who suffered injuries to his face and neck, said he was able to get away and call 911, police said.

When police arrived and asked him what he used the bong for, they said Tyler answered, “What do you think?”

Police said they seized a small container with a small amount of suspected marijuana.

Investigators then asked the elder brother whether there were any additional drugs, and said he told them “yes, outside in the flower bed.”

Police said they found a black bag wrapped in rubber bands buried in one corner of the flower bed. Inside the bag, officers found one ashtray, four lighters and two smoking pipes.

Police also found five other bags containing suspected marijuana.

Both men were charged with drug possession. Brandon Kamler also was charged with simple assault.

The Kamlers were arraigned by on-call District Judge Leonard Grecek of Roxbury and released on unsecured bond.

http://tribune-democrat.com/local/x647566295/Brothers-brawl-over-broken-bong-cops-say

Richard Troupe, Naked Man Who Asked Burger King Worker To Hold His 'Whopper,' In Trouble For Actions -- Not Nudity

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! Can you say RIGHT HOOK TO THE JAW??? Total Jackass!!!

Even though Richard Troupe was naked from the waist down, his defense attorney doesn't want the jury convicting him for indecent exposure; at least, not for nudity alone.

UPDATE:

Troupe was sentenced Monday to a year of work release, four years of sex offender probation, and 80 hours of community service, reports the Longmont Times Call.

EARLIER:

At around 3 in the morning on January 4, 2011, Troupe drove up to a Burger King in Longmont, Colorado -- sans pants. The 52-year-old then proceeded to ask Jennifer Scott, a female employee at the drive through if she'd like to hold his "whopper."

As Troupe drove off, the 24-year-old Scott jotted down his license plate information and called the cops. The Denver Post reports police pulled over the intoxicated man two miles away.

According to the Longmont Times-Call, the real issue before the jury is what Troupe was doing with his genitals during the incident. More serious charges of 'indecent exposure while masturbating' are liable to stick if prosecutors can prove Troupe was erect in the driver's seat.

The trial is expected to end Wednesday.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/19/richard-troupe-naked-burger-king-drive-thru-whopper_n_1019983.html?ref=stupid-criminals

Kevin Gaylor Calls 911 After Girlfriend And Craigslist Acqaintance Show Up At Same Time

NO FUCKING COMMENT - JUST A SIMPLE FACE PUNCH WILL DO THE TRICK (no pun intended)!!!

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Colorado Springs police say a man's girlfriend unexpectedly came home just before another woman was due to visit, so he called police to report his new acquaintance as a burglar.

Police say Gaylor had invited a woman he met online to come to his home after 3 a.m. Wednesday so they could get better acquainted, but his girlfriend came home first.

Police say that when the other woman arrived, Gaylor called police and falsely reported an intrusion.

Gaylor has an unlisted phone number and couldn't be reached for comment.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/26/kevin-gaylor-calls-911-af_n_1033003.html?ref=mostpopular,stupid-criminals

Southgate pawn shop owner says a mother offered herself and her daughter for sex to pay debt

GOOD LORD! I THINK THIS MOM NEEDS SEVERAL FACE PUNCHES! HAPPY FRIDAY Y'ALL!

A mother offered herself and her young daughter for sex to pay off debt at a pawn shop this week, the shop owner said this morning.

Southgate police confirmed they’re looking into the allegations, but couldn’t immediately comment on the matter.

Al Hassan, a co-owner of DaSilva’s Pawn and Exchange on Eureka between Allen and Dix-Toledo, said the 36-year-old woman came into the shop Monday night. She told him she and her daughter, who he estimated to be 9-11 years old, would perform a sex act on him if he agreed not to sell off a laptop she had pawned to him a few weeks ago for $120. A $25 payment was due to keep the laptop from being sold, Hassan said.

Hassan said he quickly notified police and also reported the incident to Children’s Protective Services. The state’s Department of Human Services couldn’t immediately be reached for comment today on whether it was investigating the incident.

“I felt disgusted,” Hassan said. “I was sick.”

Hassan said he believes the woman may have a drug habit that drove her to desperation.

Man Marries Dead Girlfriend In Joint Funeral And Wedding Ceremony In Thailand

WELL... I am not sure if this dude needs a punch in the face or simply a "BLESS YOUR HEART"... BUT - this is def weird shit!!!



http://main.aol.com/2012/01/18/man-marries-dead-girlfriend-thailand_n_1213316.html